2 definitions by Horatio Q Nobcluster

Hobo Surprise

When a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of semen falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.

"Peter got hobo surprised last week, and he loved it"

by Horatio Q Nobcluster December 27, 2007

Man Tug-Of-War

The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.

"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".

by Horatio Q Nobcluster December 27, 2007