A Tracer is the vortex shaped trail of webster residue left in the toilet bowl after a large deuce has been flushed. As the Cosby nugget circles after flushing, its relatively heavy weight causes it to drag. Its greasy composition leaves a visible residue that subsequent flushes will not remove. A Catchers mitt can greatly alleviate the Tracer's effect. This situation will be more pronounced in individuals that consume largely Hispanic or deep fried diets.
by Horatio/Nelson July 30, 2009
When a single female pre-occupied with the possibility of not bearing a child in her life time, openly lusts for a man whom she would normally not acknowledge when his young child is present. It is believed that the woman is so desperate that she would overlook any perceived faults the man may have based on his ability to spawn cute children. This feeling may be so intense that some women will report the sensation of their ovaries throbbing.
That girl was willing to overlook the fact that i smell like a European and drive a car worth less than $500. She must be sporting a Fallopian hard-on.
by Horatio/Nelson November 23, 2009