2 definitions by Homosexual Homosapien

SVBG

Something Vulgar But Great, mainly used to respond to raging people who just seem to say the dumbest shit on a daily basis, these may include, but are not limited to, Twelvies, wannabe thugs, and people who can't let things go.

Thomas: (Dies in COD) I hope you get raped in the prison shower with a barbwire wrapped dildo, beaten by Shaquan, dismembered by a rusty butter knife, and when you get sent home, I hope your entire family is lying in a pool of their own blood!!!
Me: SVBG lmao Not my problem

by Homosexual Homosapien September 28, 2016

Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022