Hoger the German's definitions

Beeriod

Any red, fruit-flavoured Belgian beer, preferably one of the scary opaque ones.

Served in a glass, looks like hell. Typically strong enough to fell a cow the cloudy shit guarantees a massive hangover.

PW drank 8 pints of beeriod last night; he wasn't so much on the rag as on the carpet.

by Hoger the German February 26, 2010

Churchill's Salute

Midway through coitus, you realise the girls too loose to provide necessary friction. Stick 2 fingers up her arse and, whilst forming the fabled "V's", invert them & give yourself a tug-job from the inside.

I'm not saying she was a bucket, but I had to give myself Churchill's salute just to reach my dairy strokes.

by Hoger the German February 26, 2010