Hogan Torah's definitions
/𝘬ə𝘮ˈ𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘚𝘏(ə)𝘯/
n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.
by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020
Get the Cumceptionmug. The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.
Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.
by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022
Get the Fight Club firedmug. 1. An imaginary profession where one tickles eels.
2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.
2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.
Cousin Scott? Beats me. Still living somewhere terrible in the Midwest working as a Eel tickler is my guess.
by Hogan Torah October 20, 2020
Get the Eel Ticklermug.