2 definitions by HoeForBrianMay

Tomato

The act of eating out a woman on her period, making your face and her ass as red as a fucking tomato.

Why does Barry have weird stains on his face? Because he gave his wife a tomato!

by HoeForBrianMay December 29, 2021

Ellie

This great friend may be small and sweet looking, but call this motherfucker cute when she’s angry, and her true psychopath will be revealed. Soon you will be dismembered in a ditch... trust nobody.

Person: Hey look over there! Ellie just slapped someone!! She’s so cute when she’s angry.
Other person: SHE HEARD YOU! RUN!

by HoeForBrianMay December 29, 2021