Hob Nobben's definitions

Battlefield 5

A Battlefield game that is supposedly set is World War Two. It may be a mediocre Battlefield game and a not so good World War Two Game, but it's not as bad as Call Of Duty World War 2.

{Gamer 1}: Battlefield 5 has a lot of problems.
{Gamer 2}: At least it isn't as bad as COD WW2!

by Hob Nobben July 28, 2019

Modest Pelican Gaming

Probably the greatest Battlefield and Hitman 2 youtuber. He also wants you to spread the good world of his channel by holding 100 people hostage on an airplane until everyone subscribes to his channel.

Please marry and have sex with a famous person and name the newborn baby Modest Pelican Gaming, because that would really help spread the good world of my channel.

by Hob Nobben May 10, 2019

Poot

A disappointing cumshot.

I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.

by Hob Nobben May 12, 2019

Batman

A crime fighting rich boy, that beats the ever loving shit out of mentally ill people in dark always.

Batman beat the shit out of my drug addict brother last knight!

by Hob Nobben October 22, 2019