1 definition by HisDatesAreBoringToo

A usually male jerk who feel he is superior because he has a penis. Although many of us know that it is just them compensating because they have no penis, they may also compensate with a car their parents bought them. Typically, they have no standards, will have sex with just about anyone, and they are also CHEATERS.
A "Michael Beam" is a chauvinist.
by HisDatesAreBoringToo April 26, 2009
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