Hillbilly antichrist 's definitions

7 day remand rodeo

You are in jail waiting to go to court so you go have a shower and cause of your long hair you look like a chick then bubba takes you from behind and you have the ride of your life and its the longest 8 seconds of ur life.

Them two guys are experimenting and owning the 7 day remand rodeo good for them.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

The angry Spartan

The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this chick but all at once you all go into the same hole and yell this is sparta
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The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this check but all at once and now your dick

My brothers collage friends tried this stunt but failed and got stuck in the same hole most definitely the angry spartan

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Clowning around

It's when a clowning who's gay goes down on his partner to tounge punch his fart box and gets that red nose of his stuck in there

Boy oh boy all ways clowning around .

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024