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Definitions by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek

1. An unusual form of summer squash
2. A clitoris
definition 2: Dolly loved nothing so much as the times she spent in the bathtub, tickling her chayote.

thirty odd foot of grunt 

An almost other-wordly assault on the ears of all humanity.
Thiry Odd Foot of Grunt. Why, dear God, oh why?

Russell Crowe 

Musically, the Australian version of an (awful) Elvis impersonator; also see: "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt"
Listening to Russell Crowe's music band, "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt" certainly makes me wish that Russell would've simply stuck to acting.

dippity doo 

A really f'd up hairstyle
You best put on a hat and cover up your dippity doo.

tee hee hee 

See: Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber
With his mushed, squatty appearance, Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber certainly qualifies as a tee hee hee.