chayote

1. An unusual form of summer squash
2. A clitoris
definition 2: Dolly loved nothing so much as the times she spent in the bathtub, tickling her chayote.
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evil

Girlfriend, your new jeans look positively evil, yo.
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thirty odd foot of grunt

An almost other-wordly assault on the ears of all humanity.
Thiry Odd Foot of Grunt. Why, dear God, oh why?
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Russell Crowe

Musically, the Australian version of an (awful) Elvis impersonator; also see: "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt"
Listening to Russell Crowe's music band, "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt" certainly makes me wish that Russell would've simply stuck to acting.
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brainy

1. describes a very smart person
2. A forehead wrinkle (aka worry line)caused by too much deep-thinking by the aforementioned very smart person
plural: brainies
definition 2: Check out all the brainies on that dude's forehead...talk about a prime candidate for a facelift!
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