George the Country Singer

A famous American country singer, (George Strait) which sings country music to ducks, so they can relax. Sings also to Hesus believers. Hesus is a spirit which now lives in a rubber duck and brings luck to whoever seeks after it, and whoever likes taking baths with rubber ducks, likes ducks and/or rubber ducks, or is a duck farmer or owns a rubber duck shop!

Duck 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Duck 2: No. But you know who will.
Duck 1: George the Country Singer!
Duck 2: That's right!

Person 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Person 2: No. But you know who will.
Person 1: George the Country Singer!
Person 2: That's right!

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 03, 2019

Uvaed

When somebody has a crush on somebody and fails to attract that person.

Setting, Middle School Dance

Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!

Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...

Person 1 leaves...

Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019

Palm Oil

An oily substance which has been demanded by humans since the mid-1980s, and officially produced in Borneo, Indonesia. RAINFORESTS are being CUT DOWN because of this substance, killing trees and creatures in the way. This includes orangutans. But the main effect it has on is CLIMATE CHANGE! Palm oil is found in Cosmetics (Shampoo, soap) and food(chocolate, instant noodles).

PLS TRY to avoid PALM OIL!

"Orangutans are dying because of palm oil"

by Hesus Believer 🦆 May 28, 2019

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#MyLifeSucks

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019