Hesus Believer 🦆's definitions

Shabushtika

A belief of Hesus, a spiritual god living currently in a rubber duck, which brings luck to people who worship and liver rubber ducks.

Believe in Shabushtika

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 3, 2019

George the Country Singer

A famous American country singer, (George Strait) which sings country music to ducks, so they can relax. Sings also to Hesus believers. Hesus is a spirit which now lives in a rubber duck and brings luck to whoever seeks after it, and whoever likes taking baths with rubber ducks, likes ducks and/or rubber ducks, or is a duck farmer or owns a rubber duck shop!

Duck 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Duck 2: No. But you know who will.
Duck 1: George the Country Singer!
Duck 2: That's right!

Person 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Person 2: No. But you know who will.
Person 1: George the Country Singer!
Person 2: That's right!

by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 3, 2019

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#MyLifeSucks

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019

Uvaed

When somebody has a crush on somebody and fails to attract that person.

Setting, Middle School Dance

Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!

Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...

Person 1 leaves...

Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019