Definitions by Hertzington
Pre-cunted
The act of drinking at home alone before going on a night out with friends where you will definitely get more drunk
Pre-cunted by Hertzington July 7, 2026
Clock-Blocker
‘CLOCK- BLOCKER’
Noun
Description:
Disparaging term for a DJ who tees up a 9 minute track in their final minute of the slot, and expects it to play till the end.
Noun
Description:
Disparaging term for a DJ who tees up a 9 minute track in their final minute of the slot, and expects it to play till the end.
I was waiting my turn to DJ my set and the guy before me had 1 minute to go- and started a 9minute track…..Absolute Clock-Blocker, demanded we ‘respect the track and let it play out’
I turned his track off and demanded that he ‘Respect the Clock’ bro.
I turned his track off and demanded that he ‘Respect the Clock’ bro.
Clock-Blocker by Hertzington July 4, 2026