Definitions by Herman Pootang
Motorway Disabled
A very nervous driver who is unable to drive on a motorway, as doing so would make them have a panic attack.
I had to drive to fucking Carlisle for the family do because my brother and sister are fucking motorway disabled.
Motorway Disabled by Herman Pootang February 25, 2019
Fanny Eyes
When your driving in the dark and every other fucker's headlights are really bright, so you assume they've got their high beams on. Your squinting like a bit of a fanny, so you flash them to switch their high beams off, but they didn't have their high beams on, and then they flash you back with their high beams and you squint like an absolute fanny and nearly crash your car......Fanny Eyes.
Fanny Eyes by Herman Pootang December 6, 2018