Here N. Thayer's definitions

Meat Wallet

when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.

Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.

by Here N. Thayer December 1, 2006

El Paso Speedbag

When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.

Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.

by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006