Definitions by Here N. Thayer
El Paso Speedbag
When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.
Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.
El Paso Speedbag by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006
Meat Wallet
when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.
Meat Wallet by Here N. Thayer December 1, 2006