Man who lies about penis size so much the female laughs and leaves forcing forementioned liar to self pleasure, then create further lies to friends about his evening.
by hercule poirot March 27, 2015

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.
by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Hercule Poirot, Belgian detective, first appearing in the novel "The Mysterious Affair at Styles", by Agatha Christie. Poirot is described as short, with an egg-shaped head and sparkling green eyes. He also has a waxed moustache that curls upwards.
by Hercule Poirot August 09, 2004
