3 definitions by Hercule Poirot

balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Poirot

Hercule Poirot, Belgian detective, first appearing in the novel "The Mysterious Affair at Styles", by Agatha Christie. Poirot is described as short, with an egg-shaped head and sparkling green eyes. He also has a waxed moustache that curls upwards.

Ta ta ta Hastings, you are not using the little grey cells non?

by Hercule Poirot August 10, 2004

dirty belgian

Man who lies about penis size so much the female laughs and leaves forcing forementioned liar to self pleasure, then create further lies to friends about his evening.

Johnny did the dirty belgian, conned Tracy into bed before she found out about it

by Hercule Poirot March 23, 2015