Her Dudeness's definitions

blonde

Coffee with cream in it. Often associated with diner waitress slang.

Waitress: How do you like your coffee?
Patron: Blonde please

by Her Dudeness April 12, 2006

blonde with sand

A coffee with cream and sugar.

I'll have a scone and a blonde with sand please.

by Her Dudeness February 27, 2006

Iced to the eyebrows

Having had way to much to drink; extremely drunk.

After 10 pints I was iced to the eyebrows

by Her Dudeness February 10, 2006