gut luggage

I'm starving! I need to get me some gut luggage
by Hello Kitty 74 April 16, 2011
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pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.
Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday
by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019
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