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Definitions by Helena Bonham Sharter

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UAFK by Helena Bonham Sharter November 28, 2020

Anarachnophobia

The fear of spiders crawling inside of your butt.

Whether they're trying to make sweet sweet love to you, or just having a look around, you are horrified of spiders having spidey-bois in your ass.
Hello there! I have archnephilia and I was wondering if I could shove a tarantula in you're booty during our sesalon.

Sorry, Fam, but that's gonna be a no from me. I suffer from anarachnophobia. You might want to ask one of the other guys.

Say no more, Fam. I respect your booty.