Definitions by Hektik Bektik

congunjavitis  

Congunjavitis.. Pronounced Con-gun-ja-vi-tis
The red swollen eyes of a person who had smoked to much gunja. This person is denying the true reason their eyes r red...
claiming its a medical condition similar to conjunctivitis..

Johnny walks in the door later after school rubing his red eyes.
Mother : Johnny where have u been, have u been smoking?
Johnny : Nah mum, i jus got congunjavitis

congunjavitis by Hektik Bektik February 2, 2009

Skeet Burger 

A man to skeet/cum between a womans ass cheeks and slap em together

"i bent that bitch over and made a skeet burger outta her ass"

Skeet Burger by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009

mc skeet 

the white sauce u get in ur mc chicken burger that hasnt bn wrapped properly and is dripping so wen u take a bite it ends up on ur mouth, face n chin

Dude, thats nasty! wipe ur mouth it looks like ronald mcdonald mc skeeted on ur face!!

mc skeet by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009

PFL 

Code used by ladies to describe the act of sexual accomplishment by having a PASH, FUCK and LEAVE.

Jane : what did u get up to last night
Bec : i did a PFL on this hot dude in the club
Jane : U go girl

OR

Jane : man all i feel like is a PFL, stuff relationships!

PFL by Hektik Bektik January 18, 2009