Hehe I cheated's definitions

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

the giant enemy spider

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you see a lot of people didnt know that there was originally supposed to be a boss battle

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

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by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

let me show you how to scratch it

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thanos: besh apetupetupeta let me show you how to scratch it a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Trash man

Canada's third official supervillain (second being hand sanitizer man and the first being peepeepoopoo man), the Trash man throws trash over people's fences into their backyards whenever he wants to whoever he wants with seemingly no motive other than to piss people off. Witnesses report seeing him wearing a disposable face mask and a pair of blue sunglasses along with a green baseball cap, it is thought that he wears these to conceal his identity. As of typing this the trash man has not been identified

tim: WHO THE FUCK THREW TRASH INTO MY BACKYARD

tom: must have been the trash man

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

penis fold

when a man with an uncut penis has their foreskin fold and point the pee hole at one of his legs

me peeing and gets some on my leg: AHH FUCK MY PENIS FOLDED

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021