Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Heathenous Scoundrel

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

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Have you seen him? No? Then keep buffing that window!!

“Say Jennifer, who’s Mc C?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know”

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