Healed by Doug's definitions

Doug

The Epitome of Fast.

The Contradiction of Lazy and Slow.
A religion of being quick.

- "The Power of Doug compels you!"
- "That dispenser is quite slow today"

" I think it needs a little bit of Doug in it"
- "I feel quite fast today, nope not lazy at all! I feel Doug

inside of me."
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by Healed by Doug July 7, 2012