Headyesq 's definitions

Eye ejaculant

The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.

Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.

by Headyesq October 13, 2017

Sezz'n

The act of speaking without any knowledge of the subject you were asked about, like a jack of all trades but a master of none and the "just right" combination of arrogance and ignorance.

When I walked away he was still sezz'n about mortgage consolidations.

by Headyesq January 19, 2018