Definitions by Hazelwell, the house of studs

The Hazelwell Simba 

This is the action where the male counterpart inserts his thumb into the female counterparts Anus, then proceeds to spit on her back simulating his ejaculation. Once the female counterpart has turned around the male spreads his thumb across the females head whilst whispering the word ‘Simba’ in her ears.

Stud #1: How was last night ?

Stud #2: it was sweet, I pulled the hazelwell Simba.

Stud #1: Epic victory Royale

The Hazelwell Simba by Hazelwell, the house of studs May 1, 2024

Ombersley 

shithole

Man 1: “Are you from Ombersley”
Man 2: ”Yeah”
Man 1: ”Do one”

Ombersley by Hazelwell, the house of studs September 8, 2023

Northleach 

A town of ballers lead by their king Ben big dick Richards. The legend says he greets the town with a good morning every day. If you’re from northleach you’re a proper shagger.

Man 1: “Are you from northleach?”

Man 2:“Yeah”

Man 1:“I want to have sex right now”

Northleach by Hazelwell, the house of studs September 8, 2023