son of a shiite

A more pleasant name for son of a bitch, derogatory to Arabs and/or complete fucktards.

Abula-Muhammed: Check out my new math alogorithms!
Joe: Shut the fuck up you son of a shiite, and while you're at it shimmy up my mule.

by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003

seminole fluid

1. A sports drink for the Florida State football team, a la Gatorade.
2. When mixed with semen makes up a sweet nutritional Mexican hot sauce.

Jack: Hey, throw me some seminole fluid.
Fred: How bout you go suck a donkey turd to flaming son of a shiite.

by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003

ho ting

overzealous spender,
known nissan nazi

He pulled a Ho Ting!

by haywood jablome April 11, 2003