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Definitions by Hatfishing king

AU Ford Falcon 

A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.
Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Ford Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
AU Ford Falcon by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Commowhore 

The delightful way of describing a Australian Holden Commodore as they are so common on the roads and loved by bogan whores.

Sometimes disguised as a Chevy when the owner changes the badging due to embarrassment of driving such a common car (wannabe tuner).
Man I've seen so many commowhores on the road today they all have have a pink Playboy sticker on the back window.
Commowhore by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

keys wanker 

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver
Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford
keys wanker by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

3d Printer Goof 

A member of the 3d printer community that believes everything and anything a YouTuber tells them even if it's totally stupid.
That 3d printer goof really thinks that petg won't warp! What a goof...
3d Printer Goof by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018