Definitions by Harry Chapman

Teddies

(1) balls. (2) testicles (3) The man juice pouch. (4) If you don't get what it is by now there's no helping you.

Aww, I got punched right in the teddies.
My teddies hurt.
I've got cancer of the teddies.

Merch

Yet another reason for stabbing Ben Afflek in the neck with a No 2 pencil over and over again.

Wow, I'm gonna kill Ben Afflek with a No 2 pencil.

Merch