Harrison Bergeron's definitions

crotch heat

When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. Also known as ass fever(pronounced "ass fee-vah"), this sensation is a good indicator that the eager participant wants your vaguyna.

Damn, that skeezbag gets hella crotch heat, I could fry an egg on her ass!

by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

vaguyna.

A penis. A play on words, mimicking the term "vagina".

That girl is a huge slut, she loves to rock the vaguyna.

by Harrison Bergeron June 28, 2006

betwuangled

To accidently cover one's finger(s) in a condiment. twaunge

Oh shit. I bwtaungled myself.

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005