Harrison Bergeron's definitions

Ass Backdraft

The unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one's poop shoot.

I was having a great shit until I got terrible ass backdraft. They need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. shit.

by Harrison Bergeron July 17, 2006

skeezbag

A whore, tramp, skank, uber-slut; a gangelion of termagentcy.

you had sex with a car you skeezbag!

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005

betwuangled

To accidently cover one's finger(s) in a condiment. twaunge

Oh shit. I bwtaungled myself.

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005