Harrison Bergeron's definitions

Ass Backdraft

The unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one's poop shoot.

I was having a great shit until I got terrible ass backdraft. They need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. shit.

by Harrison Bergeron July 17, 2006

twaunge

the unique feeling that arises when a person sticks his/her finger(s) in a condiment. The emotion associated with betwaunglement or betwaungled.

I feel so twaunge, cause my hand was raped by honey mustard.

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005

betwuangled

To accidently cover one's finger(s) in a condiment. twaunge

Oh shit. I bwtaungled myself.

by Harrison Bergeron April 17, 2005