Definitions by Harpagornis Moorei

Elephant Bird 

The largest bird in the world. Atleast, it was. It's extinct. Said bird lived in Madagascar, making it's wildlife even more interesting. It was related to ostriches.

"Elephant birds don't even look like elephants at all, what a rip-off!"

Elephant Bird by Harpagornis Moorei October 27, 2020

Aardvark 

An African animal, related to anteaters and armadillos. They're also good candidates for being mascots of christian kids' shows.

"The aardvark is a medium-sized, burrowing nocturnal mammal native to Africa." - Wikipedia, as if anybody's surprised.

Aardvark by Harpagornis Moorei October 27, 2020