ass tattoo

A person who frequently makes mistakes.

Paul locked his keys in his car for the third time this month. He's such an ass tattoo.

by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016

shitless layabout

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.

I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

by Harmon Smoothberger March 21, 2016

Starving-mouth hick

A person who prefers a large quantity of low quality food, over a small portion of high quality food.

I don't like having dinner with the neighbors, because those starving-mouth hicks always want to go to buffets.

by Harmon Smoothberger June 11, 2016