Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Harmon Smoothberger

Starving-mouth hick

A person who prefers a large quantity of low quality food, over a small portion of high quality food.

I don't like having dinner with the neighbors, because those starving-mouth hicks always want to go to buffets.

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A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.

I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

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Paul locked his keys in his car for the third time this month. He's such an ass tattoo.

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