Starving-mouth hick

A person who prefers a large quantity of low quality food, over a small portion of high quality food.

I don't like having dinner with the neighbors, because those starving-mouth hicks always want to go to buffets.

by Harmon Smoothberger April 14, 2016

shitless layabout

A lazy person who spends an overwhelming majority of his/her time being unproductive.

I can't believe that Jim skipped another interview to play video games. What a shitless layabout.

by Harmon Smoothberger December 12, 2015

ass tattoo

A person who frequently makes mistakes.

Paul locked his keys in his car for the third time this month. He's such an ass tattoo.

by Harmon Smoothberger December 12, 2015