Definitions by Harley Duncan

cockeyed 

out of balance, needs straightening.

That picture is cockeyed.

cockeyed by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

kittywampus

Utter chaos, thrown together, unorgainzed in any sense.

The blankets on the bed became kittywampus after the long night with him.

kittywampus by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005