1 definition by Hardcore Platypus
The act of taking one's hand, forming a pincer or "claw" (see lobster), pulling the arm back to at 30 degree minimum angle behind the back, and releasing with the force of at least one thousand suns into a girls' private region, with the target being the vagina with one half, and the anus with the other. Continue up the vaginal/anal canal as far as possible, forming a fist when maximum height is reached.
Brian: "Hey babe, I was thinking that tonight we could try out The Craw."
Christina: "No way! That happened to my friend Tammy. She destroyed her vaginal wall, and can queef with her asshole now!"
Brian: *Brings arm back to 30 degree angle*
Christina: "No way! That happened to my friend Tammy. She destroyed her vaginal wall, and can queef with her asshole now!"
Brian: *Brings arm back to 30 degree angle*
by Hardcore Platypus December 19, 2013