17 definitions by Hange Zoe is best girl

Taylor Swift

1. The most annoying celebrity, worse than Justin Bieber! Her songs are trash nowadays and she used to sing so good until 2016.

2. A terrible singer who annoys the crap out of people

Quit messin’ around you Taylor Swift!

by Hange Zoe is best girl December 14, 2017

Great Wolf Lodge

A resort and water park where kids get lost and the furry hideout. The resorts' mascots remind me of furries and fursuits that they make me cringe and die.

"Mom! I'm bored! Take me to Great Wolf Lodge!"
"NO."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 6, 2019

Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

My sister is a cookie monster.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 17, 2021

Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME

Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!

by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023

Metapod

The best Pokemon in existence. All it can ever learn is harden, where its' defense goes higher and higher that it'll take 10,000 hits just to defeat it.

"Check out my Metapod! She is the best Pokemon in the world!"
"Shut the hell up bitch."
"No I swear she's good! She knows harden which is the best move! It shows that she is the best Pokemon ever!"
"Fuck you."
"LETS BATTLE!"
"Plz stop. I'ma run."
"HEY WHERE YOU GOING?"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 6, 2019

college kids

Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.

"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."

by Hange Zoe is best girl May 7, 2022

Joker from Persona 5

The hottest man ever.

I simp for Joker from Persona 5.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 12, 2021