Definitions by Hange Zoe is best girl

Bitmoji

A gay app used by "hip" teachers, especially for remote learning. It's basically the Gen X version of Gacha Life, which is even more cringeworthy.

My math teacher uses Bitmoji and puts it on EVERY. FUCKING. SLIDE.

Bitmoji by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021

Pichu 

The baby form of Pikachu and an cute electric mouse who's top tier in Smash but bad in their own games.

Pichu. Pikachu. Raichu.

Pichu by Hange Zoe is best girl October 28, 2019

Oliver McCracken Middle School 

The worst smelling school in the world. All the kids who attend the school are crackheads, also known as McCrackheads, according to everyone else. If you go there, this will probably be the worst school you've ever attended.

"What school do you go to"?
"Oliver McCracken Middle School"
"Fuck you McCrackhead"

Oliver McCracken Middle School by Hange Zoe is best girl October 24, 2019

Niles North High School 

A high school located in Skokie, Illinois. It is right across a shopping mall, unlike the high school you've gone to. This school is known for their disgusting bathrooms, especially the boys' bathrooms, where they vape and smoke weed.

"Why do you vape so much?"
"I go to Niles North High School!"

Niles North High School by Hange Zoe is best girl October 24, 2019

Lucario 

The best Pokemon to exist.

Lucario has his own movie and he is in Smash Bros and Pokken Tournament. He can even talk via telepathy! And he's in the new Sword and Shield! There is no Pokemon like him!

"Who's your main in Smash Bros?"
"Lucario."
"You're a furry then."
"NO IM NOT SHUT THE HELL UP PERIODT"

Lucario by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

Great Wolf Lodge 

A resort and water park where kids get lost and the furry hideout. The resorts' mascots remind me of furries and fursuits that they make me cringe and die.

"Mom! I'm bored! Take me to Great Wolf Lodge!"
"NO."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."

Great Wolf Lodge by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

Boku no Pico 

The best anime to exist. Created by the creator of Fullmetal Alchemist, another good anime.

"David, what are you watching?"
"Nothing!"
"Be honest now, what are you watching?"
"Boku no Pico."
"YOUR GROUNDED NOW GO BACK UP TO YOUR ROOM!"

Boku no Pico by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019