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N. a spoon like utensil given @ Wendy's..although asking for one is not recommended, unless you happen to live in Ojai, and call Yourself the Fpoon Master, or the Fpoon Lord..in which its okay.

N. Someone who thinks they are Too Cool for school, and have to be harsh against those of the spork nature, who are deemed sporks by the Fpoons to begin with.
1. Where's my FPOON!?!?
The fpoon broke when it smashed into the table.

2. I'm a fpoon, therefore I'm better than you!
Duh, Fpoons are better than Sporks, because they represent everything on Earth that is great, while sporks represent Earth in all its faults...
by Handsome Rod October 19, 2006
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