Definitions by Hanbin1100
Conservatism
A political ideology that is popular among the white people that believes in a conspiracy theory that Jews are smuggling in immigrants to overthrow the white people and that white people are perfect and superior to the other races, but it is actually used to scam white people out of basic necessities like healthcare or social security.
Conservatism also hates science, and rejects vaccines and denies climate change.
Conservatism also hates science, and rejects vaccines and denies climate change.
White people: Conservatism will save our superior race, so I'm going to vote against my own interests. Who needs healthcare and vaccines? All I need is my racist hatred.
Other people: Yea... sounds about white.
Other people: Yea... sounds about white.
Conservatism by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2018
pasty
A race of people with skin color so white that it makes the individuals look like a white blob in flash photos, or they spend 50% of their summers lying still like a corpse while 'tanning'. However, pasty skin does have its advantages. If there is an alien invasion, a pasty individual can strip down and camouflage with a white wall with ease, allowing said individual to avoid a grisly death by an alien laser gun.
Pasty White people: Hey
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.
pasty by Hanbin1100 December 29, 2018