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Cootie
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A very deadly disease spread by people
touching
the
opposite
lover. Usually can be treated with a
cootie shot
.
Eww Kaleigh has
cooties
from
hugging
her
boyfriend
!!
Cootie
by
Hamilton the third
April 28, 2019
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