Ryan Wood

Ryan Wood also known as Ryan Woodley likes to seduce and manipulate minor girls on social media (for example via Snapchat) and tries to gather attention from the young-uns by skating in local supermarkets. Often Ryan Woods have extremely dreadful haircuts. Ryan Wood's has a very bad reputation for being an infuriating nuisance. Often Ryan Wood's live in very odd locations like Meadowbank and the slums of India.

Friend 1: "Bro this weird 16 year old male was attempting to have sexual relationship with my sister who is 12." Friend 2: "Yeah that must mean it's a Ryan Wood."

by Halal Molana Sheick March 03, 2022

Zane Gordon

A extremely handsome man who has a fucked up jawline and dumb ass glasses. Zane Gordon has intense autism or known as robert DOWNEY jr. A Zane Gordon has to have incredible communication skills and a motivated goal in mind like scamming kids with pokemon cards or stealing handballs from kids and throwing it on roofs.

Friend 1: "Oh look at that autistic kid". Friend 2: "Yeah his a Zane Gordon".

by Halal Molana Sheick February 23, 2022