Definitions by Haiwood Jablome

sober 

son
of
a
bitch
everything's
real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

sober by Haiwood Jablome March 12, 2009

ass janitor 

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

ass janitor by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

faggot fred 

A person named fred who is a faggot like that guy from youtube who talks in a high voice and likes it up the ass.

Girl:Wow your really a faggot fred.
Fred: I know

faggot fred by Haiwood Jablome March 1, 2009