2 definitions by Hairy Balzagna
After filling up a Milwaukee girl with Milwaukee's best food and beer and her gag reflex is triggered as she inhales your sausage, a Milwaukee belt buckle is the mess of half digested brats and beer thst covers your like a belt.
After feeding Emily beers and brats all day long, she left me with a Milwaukee belt buckle when she tried to blow me.
by Hairy Balzagna August 13, 2017
Definition: Nasty Ass Bastard
Once upon a time, a legendary soccer coach was struggling with a dilemma. His team was full of great guys and good players, but when they had the ball inside the 18 yard box near the goal, they weren't aggressive enough. Seeking a remedy and to inspire them he said (paraphrasing) "Gentlemen, you are good players and even better men - in fact I'd love for you to marry my daughter one day - but when you're out there on the field and you're in the box, I need you to be Nasty Ass Bastards". And in that moment, legends were forged. Those who were there that day have since grown and spread throughout the world. If you happen to come across an NAB, know that you have encountered a man of strong mind and character and an unquenchable fire of the spirit.
Once upon a time, a legendary soccer coach was struggling with a dilemma. His team was full of great guys and good players, but when they had the ball inside the 18 yard box near the goal, they weren't aggressive enough. Seeking a remedy and to inspire them he said (paraphrasing) "Gentlemen, you are good players and even better men - in fact I'd love for you to marry my daughter one day - but when you're out there on the field and you're in the box, I need you to be Nasty Ass Bastards". And in that moment, legends were forged. Those who were there that day have since grown and spread throughout the world. If you happen to come across an NAB, know that you have encountered a man of strong mind and character and an unquenchable fire of the spirit.
by Hairy Balzagna September 2, 2022