3 definition by Hailey Comet

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Fear of what your first blind date with social distancing is going to look like without their face mask

The doctor said I’m suffering from Maskaphobia caused from my blind date removing their face mask

by Hailey Comet May 02, 2020

Someone you would be more than happy to be in quarantine with.

See that guy over there? He’s quarantine worthy

by Hailey Comet April 25, 2020

Fear or agitation about what might happen If you use a bidet.....

We installed a bidet because of the toilet paper shortage. Now we are filled with trepibidetion and no one wants to be the first to use it

by Hailey Comet May 03, 2020