Definitions by Haha statue goes bonk

Texas Shoot Out 

When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast

Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out

Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting

Texas Shoot Out by Haha statue goes bonk August 13, 2020