humpty dumpty

When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.

mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean

by HTF yadada September 24, 2009

Skeet n Skirt

When your done busting your load, you leave as soon as possible making up whatever reason you have to to abondon the chick

I had to give that beezy the skeet n skirt last night.

by HTF Yadada January 26, 2010