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Triston Mendoza

A Triston Mendoza is a very hot, handsome, and big weiner-sized man, who often makes girls cum in a fraction of a second, is very kind, great personality, attractive in every way, builds a body no one can touch, have brown hair, likes the color black and like to eat dog with rice, honestly, why wouldn't you just love a Triston Mendoza?
Who is that? - Hannah
That's Triston Mendoza. - Me
God, I want to suck his d$%k. - Hannah
by HONESTLY, NEVERMIND October 10, 2022
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