Any woman, of legal age, that by virtue of her less than impressive looks, warrants the use of a Brown Paper Bag when taking her out in public, or in times of close intimate relations.
WOW, I haven't seen Cheryl since high school, and I see she has turned into a perfect BPB. UGH, she's got a face that could stop a clock!
by HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED April 22, 2008

The special white smoke which comes out of the chimney of the Sistine Chapel indicating that a new Pope was elected.
by HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED March 15, 2013
