Weedphoria

The first high on a fresh batch of weed after not having had any for 3 months.

Him: What did you do last night after work?

Me: Scored some shit and experienced some fantastic weedphoria.

by HAF47 April 10, 2010

fauxgasm

When taking care of your own "business" you experience an orgasm so tame it almost isn't real. On an orgasm scale from 1-5 where 5 is a mind-blowing one, a fauxgasm is barely a 1.

Last night I took care of business as a way to relax before falling asleep and all I got out of it was a fauxgasm.

by HAF47 May 12, 2011