Definitions by H.G. Rection

Slurpdown

"I heard your grandma used to give crazy slurpdowns in the frat house back in her college days."

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A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

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