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Boardclamping

Taking two wooden boards, putting one on each opposite side of the penis, and clamping them together (via clamps, string, tape, etc.) for extended periods of time. This is meant to counteract excessive curvature, but often also causes unwanted side effects.
"I'm thinking of trying out boardclamping to correct the severe, debilitating curvature of my penis. How has it been working for you?"

"Boardclamping has been polarizing for me. I've had some improvement, but I'm often a little careless and tighten too fast, so my member is minutely mangled.
Boardclamping by GuyGuy June 22, 2026

chichick 

A hot, young chinese girl. Not to be used when referring to old chinese women who you would not want to have sex with.
Those chichicks at the import car show were very hot.
chichick by GuyGuy April 4, 2004
How much is this hoa
Hoa by GuyGuy October 25, 2003