Definitions by Gustave Meissenschein

one-titty rule 

a cinematic axiom defining classy, "artistic" nudity; Hollywood nudity is typified by exploitative close-ups and medium shots that both light and frame titties for the clearest view possible of the entire upper torso; art cinema, conversely, tends to abide by the one-titty rule, by which, through either framing, lighting, or, staging, or some combination of the three, only one nipple is visible at a time.

Sure David Cronenberg's "Crash" is possibly the most sexually explicit movie of the notorious pervert's career, but the Canadian master is careful throughout to observe the one-titty rule.

one-titty rule by Gustave Meissenschein December 2, 2013

queue amnesia 

noun. A condition in which lax attention to one's Netflix queue results in the arrival of surprising (and usually disappointing) selections.

(Upon opening his mail:) "Oh, fuck. A couple weeks ago I was throwing anything they wanted me to into my queue to fill it, then I got busy and got some queue amnesia, and now apparently I have to watch the fucking 'Joy Luck Club'."

queue amnesia by Gustave Meissenschein April 17, 2013

Spielboner 

n. an erection attained in response to an enthusiasm for the work of filmmaker Steven Spielberg; used euphemistically to refer to cinema greatly indebted to Senor Spielbergo

-Whaddya think about that new joint J.J. Abrams joint "Super 8"?
-I dunno. Guess it could be okay, but looks like it's got a giant Spielboner.

Spielboner by Gustave Meissenschein October 2, 2011

Spielboner 

n. an erection attained as a result of an enthusiasm for the work of Steven Spielberg; used euphemistically to refer to cinema indebted to that of Senor Spielbergo

-Whaddya think of that new J.J. Abrams joint "Super 8"?
-I dunno. I guess it could be okay, but it looks like it's got a giant Spielboner.

Spielboner by Gustave Meissenschein September 24, 2011

Linkterest 

n. a portmanteau of "link" and "interest" referring to the degree to which a reader is compelled by an online headline to click through to read the entire article

I was going to find out which A-Lister Yahoo! expected to stand out on the Oscars' red carpet, but their headline didn't fill me with enough linkterest.

Linkterest by Gustave Meissenschein March 10, 2011