Definitions by Guru Nator
The Krakatoa Eruption
Performed during intense doggy-style action, right as you're about to cum, you shove your thumb in your partner's asshole, yell "IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW!" like you're warning a Pacific island village, and immediately spray them with a sudden eruption of chocolate syrup (or any other sticky substance you've cleverly hidden nearby). Bonus points if you throw flour afterward to simulate volcanic ash.
"Bro, she dumped me after I pulled The Krakatoa Eruption, but it was worth it. Her cat is still licking up the chocolate."
The Krakatoa Eruption by Guru Nator December 1, 2024
Torching Rocks
Man: “Did you see that hobo torching rocks under the bridge?”
Woman: “Hell yeah I did, I’m going to see if he has any extra!”
Woman: “Hell yeah I did, I’m going to see if he has any extra!”
Torching Rocks by Guru Nator April 20, 2023