Gurt's definitions

bayan

she is so cute. she is such a PIMPETTE, but she is sooo cool. no guy will ever deserve her, cuz she deserves the best most perfect guy that you would never ever be able to find. all the guys try so hard to be great for her, but she is just a goddess, queen of the world and all the guys

Bayan Salyeh

by gurt April 10, 2003

rice burner

Any automobile of asian origen which has been carelessly modifyed by a person with an IQ equal to the capacity of the gas tank. Usually classifyed by a paint job that would have blind men running to gouge their eyes out, enough Nitrous Oxide to make Hiroshima duck and cover, and an exhast pipe that would appear to have enough diameter to launch a watermelon over the Effiel Tower.

Recommended location for such a phenomenon:

Under the tire of a vehicle that actually is more threatening and powerful than an electric razor

Nuf said...

by Gurt March 18, 2004